Monday, November 01, 2004

Important information for voters!

In a last-minute move to ensure a smooth Presidential election this year, a new plan has been put in place.

Kerry-Edwards supporters: You must go to the polls tomorrow, November 2, 2004.

Bush-Cheney supporters: You vote one week later, on November 9, 2004. Don't bother going to the polls tomorrow.

Ralph Nader supporters: First, wipe your mouths. You're drooling all over yourselves. Okay, now go with the nice men in the white jackets. They'll take you to a happy place where you can feel better.

6 comments:

Will said...

Oh, oh--if ONLY we could pull off something like that! Thanks for a great laugh.

Big Al said...

As long as they don't figure out how to view these comments, it... might... just... work.

Roger said...

Quite cute! I loved it.

Just a guy said...

Very funny... hope everyone follows your advice!

Jalal said...

I think this is so wrong.

But that is what makes this idea so much more cooler.

Jess said...

Just being silly, Jalal. :)