Is this the best they can come up with? I know the people in Washington, DC, are against sex, except for married politicians cheating on their spouses, but this is the best they've got? Viagra and Cialis can make men go blind?
Will it grow hair on their palms, too? Geez. I know you guys like to lie to us, but at least update your material. This stuff is right out of the 1950s!
Well, with that out of the way, how about some poetry. One of the classics, I think...
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
If it weren't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jewish.
Like it? I knew you would!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight!
;)
4 comments:
Well, if you're always taking Viagra there are only so many places you can stick it...Unless you can't see -- then it matters less where you stick it.
Well, that's a point. :)
Americans need to learn to view healthcare from a more holistic perspective. Yes, sometimes erectile dysfunction has a specific physical cause that can be directly addressed. But more often, issues like this one develop as a result of a spiritual crisis or imbalance. Americans are so lazy. They just want to pop a pill so they can continue their unhealthy lifestyles without consequence. Well, you know, if your body is trying to tell you something, it's going to keep trying; it will keep manifesting the message in physical symptoms until it finds something you can't ignore or fix with a pill.
Yoga is the best medicine for erections. : )
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