Is this the best they can come up with? I know the people in Washington, DC, are against sex, except for married politicians cheating on their spouses, but this is the best they've got? Viagra and Cialis can make men go blind?
Will it grow hair on their palms, too? Geez. I know you guys like to lie to us, but at least update your material. This stuff is right out of the 1950s!
Well, with that out of the way, how about some poetry. One of the classics, I think...
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
If it weren't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jewish.
Like it? I knew you would!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight!