This week, New York begins "Fleet Week", its annual celebration of the contribution made to our society by the Fleet Enema.
Given the assistance that this simple item has provided to so many gay men, I'm always happy to recognize this important celebration. Obviously, this is the kind of celebration that could only occur in a gay-friendly city like New York!
Also, in case anyone has any remaining doubts about what really goes on in the Navy, I've noticed a sudden upsurge in sailors in the city with every Fleet Week. So, if they're not into gay sex, how do you explain that?! Hmmm? ;)