Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Vatican demands return of Sudetenland

This morning, acting on orders of the new Pope, Benedict XVI, the Vatican demanded the return of the Sudetenland, promising to free the people from Czech oppression. Meanwhile, in Paris, the wholesale price of white fabric spiked this morning, in anticipation of a need for flags.

More to follow as developments warrant.

4 comments:

Greg said...

Oy! Sounds like someone's got an agenda....

Andy said...

Jeez, Greg, even the homosexuals have an agenda (though I'm still unclear about exactly what's on it...can someone cc me on the memo next time it goes around?). He wouldn't be much of a pope if he didn't have things he wanted to do.

Wayne said...

this worries me...

Matt_Sweet said...

When asked for comment, Benedict XVI said, "The Vatican will be a world power, or it will not be a power at all."