Monday, November 03, 2008

An important announcement

Tomorrow, voters have an important choice to make. Before walking into the booth, you need to know some important facts.

Bernice wants you to think she cares about the needs of others, but here's the truth:

-Bernice spends all day on the couch, giving no thought to others who may be locked in the pen downstairs
-Bernice gives no thought to the cost of the treats she gulps down
-Bernice can't be trusted around your chocolate chip cookies. She is a well known cookie thief!
-Bernice takes bribes. Don't believe it? Offer her some food.

Can we trust our future to this face?

Bernice. Wrong on treats. Wrong on the couch.

Paid for by the Committee to Elect Dodger L. Dog Emperor of the Universe


Tuna Girl said...

LOL. Cute.

Greg said...


More decisions.

I vote for Dodger.

Pua; Bakin' and Tendin' Bar said...

Ellie, she of the Chocolate Chip Cookie Thief party, casts her vote for Bernice. Keeva is too young yet to vote...but likes the couch.

CoffeeDog said...

Can we trust a dog with uneven ears?