Saturday, February 19, 2005

"Doctors study Viagra as stroke treatment"

In doing my morning check of online publications, I noticed this tidbit at Salon.com. Apparently, doctors at Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit have begun a study examining Viagra's utility as a stroke treatment. Yes, it said a "stroke treatment." That joke's just too easy. ;)

On the other hand, if, God forbid, I ever had a stroke and Viagra was, by then, an accepted treatment, I could just imagine some interesting scenarios. Hopefully, it would be a minor stroke, and that would leave me more-or-less unimpaired and able to say to the cute male nurse or paramedic, "hey, cutie, it seems a shame to let this go to waste!"

Yeah, I know, I'd be a heck of a catch, lying on a stretcher, no doubt with an IV in my arm. Still, I can dream. Certainly, lots of those paramedics are dreamy, as are a few male nurses, too. ;) Besides, if they give me Viagra, they're asking for trouble. I'm excitable enough, all by myself! :)

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