Wish I'd thought of it first

This is such fine work, in the best smartass tradition, that I can't help but admire the guys who started it and wish I'd thought of it myself.

Apparently, Amazon.com has been selling food for some time. So a couple of guys decided to use Amazon's product review feature to have some fun. Since they kicked off the effort, others have joined in. Some sample comments from the article:

"I give this Tuscan milk four stars simply because I found the consistency a little too 'milk-like' for my tastes."

"One word of caution-—milk, even when frozen into a baseball-bat shape, is nigh worthless as a baseball bat, merely shattering into cloudy fragments at the first strike of a baseball."

"Tuscan Whole Milk ruined my life. I have no further details to add."

The article ends with a mention of this having spread to green seedless grapes. I can't help but wonder how far it will go! :)