Every year, we have to worry about potential devastation from hurricanes.
Worry no more! I have the solution!
In past years, some have proposed seeding hurricane clouds, with things like silver iodide or dry ice, to weaken them. I submit that it's too late by then. It's even too late once it gets to be a tropical storm.
What they need to do is act while it's a tropical depression. While it's a depression, seed the clouds with anti-depressants! It's that easy! A relatively small investment in Prozac or Zoloft, and the problem's solved!
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And at the very least, if it doesn't work, free prozac will rain down on me so that the hurricane won't stress me out too much.
Wait, doesn't a hurricane also require a conflicting cold front to form? If I'm right, we could just parachute Rush Limbaugh there, and all that hot air would mitigate the problem...
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