It's only fair that I begin to share some of the changes people will see when I'm elected Emperor. So here's a first example.
When I'm Emperor, anyone who disposes of chewed gum by throwing it on the ground where someone else may step on it shall be killed.
Murder won't get the death penalty. My regime will favor life in prison for such offenses. Toss chewed gum on the ground, however... shot in the head. The beauty of this plan, as well as teaching some decency and manners, is that the crew that cleans up the blood and gore can also remove the gum.
Great, right? :)
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