Saturday, June 25, 2005

A modest proposal for Tom Cruise & Matt Lauer

I'm sure most of us heard about the unpleasant little exchange between mental midgets Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer. Obviously, there was a lack of respect shown in that meeting. So I would like to suggest a traditional solution.

They should have a duel. Each gets a pistol, stands back to back, walks one pace (I'd say "20 paces", but I'm afraid they'd both miss), turns and fires. If we're lucky, neither of them will miss.

4 comments:

paulintally said...

I didn't hear anything about this exchange, do tell!!

Jess said...

Take a look

David said...

I like that idea. :) Can Katie Couric stand in the middle to make sure they aim correctly.

Mr. H.K. said...

Matt is a wuss. Tom would win!

Mr. H.K.
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