I'm sure most of us heard about the unpleasant little exchange between mental midgets Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer. Obviously, there was a lack of respect shown in that meeting. So I would like to suggest a traditional solution.
They should have a duel. Each gets a pistol, stands back to back, walks one pace (I'd say "20 paces", but I'm afraid they'd both miss), turns and fires. If we're lucky, neither of them will miss.