Monday, March 10, 2008

Apparently, "steamroller" was the adjective. Who knew?

When New York Governor Eliot Spitzer took office and quickly declared that he was a "fucking steamroller," we all took that as a political statement. Little did we know it actually was a sexual brag! (Does that mean he's so vigorous that he leaves his partners flattened? Okay, that's a mental picture I didn't need. Never mind!)

Well, nice implosion, Eliot. I'd feel sorry for you, but you took our enthusiastic votes and made us feel bad with your rapid descent into a level of behavior that made Rudy Giuliani look like Mahatma Gandhi. Funny how the world works sometimes.

One truly sad note: this was a governor who was fully in support of gay marriage. Perhaps his successor (presumably Lt. Governor David Paterson--who must be trying not to seem too gleeful), if Spitzer resigns, will still push for gay marriage. We shall see.

3 comments:

Eric said...

I think the more gleeful person (Aside from Bruno, may he rot in a pit of slime) is Andrew Cuomo, who is probably at this very minute STILL wetting his pants over this.
Paterson is, apparently, an LGBT rights supporter so he might very well push the bill currently languishing in the Senate.

Dantallion said...

Talk about extreme hypocracy.

I really feel for the man's wife.

d. chedwick bryant said...

I hear good things about David Paterson & am hopeful.