In a last-minute move to ensure a smooth Presidential election this year, a new plan has been put in place.
Kerry-Edwards supporters: You must go to the polls tomorrow, November 2, 2004.
Bush-Cheney supporters: You vote one week later, on November 9, 2004. Don't bother going to the polls tomorrow.
Ralph Nader supporters: First, wipe your mouths. You're drooling all over yourselves. Okay, now go with the nice men in the white jackets. They'll take you to a happy place where you can feel better.
Oh, oh--if ONLY we could pull off something like that! Thanks for a great laugh.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they don't figure out how to view these comments, it... might... just... work.
ReplyDeleteQuite cute! I loved it.
ReplyDeleteVery funny... hope everyone follows your advice!
ReplyDeleteI think this is so wrong.
ReplyDeleteBut that is what makes this idea so much more cooler.
Just being silly, Jalal. :)
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